I did it holy shit.
I ran 5 miles today and now I want to die.
Time to shower and then eat a bunch of tofurky and chocolate chip cookies

metalsette:

there’s a rip off of bee movie called plan bee and this is what the characters look like and I am no longer afraid to die

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seedy:

"she’s just playing hard to get" 

have u ever considered that maybe she just isnt interested ???¿¿¿

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pinkiepony:

Welcome to hell, Megan

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sarabatikha:

What didn’t kill me made me feel like a piece of shit for months.

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I ran four miles last night, ate candy for breakfast and then puked a bunch during my two mile run just now.

imadad3:

firstgaydog:

in pokemon you can battle a cop

you can battle a cop in real life if you arent a weenie

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pyocola:

I FOUND ONE OF MY OLD DIARIES FROM MIDDLE SCHOOL AND IT STARTS OUT “DEAR JOURNAL-CHAN”

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sailormooncollectibles:

Left: 20th Anniversary Mirror Compacts Gashapon

Right: 10th Anniversary SMW Candy Toys

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banji-realness:

Relationship goals

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corpsepose:

happy easter

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awwww-cute:

My Local Shelter Rescued a Fox

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